Pattern family
A claim, a source, or a crowd gets run through something that looks like verification: credentialed expertise, wide citation, independent confirmation, broad agreement, until it comes out sounding checked. Nothing in the routing actually checked it.
Authority laundering
Public discourseYou stopped asking for the evidence because the phrase sounded settled. 'Experts agree' was the whole argument. The authority was borrowed, never shown.
The Arguer's Fallacy
Public discourseYou followed the chain. Each link sounded reasonable. You did not notice that no link contained proof, only authority, and that the authority was sacred, and that questioning the sacred was the thing you were not allowed to do.
Automation bias
Platforms and algorithmsThe machine said it, so it must be true. The machine was guessing.
Reputation laundering
Public discourseThey cleaned the image instead of changing the behavior. The apology was the detergent.
Alignment washing
Platforms and algorithmsThe safety report was published. The system was not made safe.
Source obfuscation
Public discourseYou trusted it because it sounded official. 'Official' was the costume, not the credential.
Citation laundering
Platforms and algorithmsThe citation is real. The source is a mirror.
Information laundering through repetition
Public discourseYou believed it because everyone said it. You did not check because checking would have meant you were the only one who did not already believe it.
Synthetic consensus
Platforms and algorithmsEveryone's saying it. Everyone is one farm.
Agentic coordination
Platforms and algorithmsNobody wrote the post. Nobody had to. Somebody only had to give it a goal.
Dead internet
Platforms and algorithmsYou are not sure anyone on the other side is real. You are right to be unsure.
Funded architecture
Public discourseIt is not a grassroots movement. It is a funded node in a larger structure, and the structure has a blueprint.
Answer poisoning
Platforms and algorithmsThe question went to a machine. The machine's answer had been pre-written by a stranger.
Algorithmic discrimination
Platforms and algorithmsThe decision was automated. The bias was not.
Compliance theater
Public discourseYou signed the pledge and felt better. The signing was the whole thing. Nothing changed except the signing.
Deletion theater
Platforms and algorithmsThe account closed. The data did not notice.
Therapeutic impersonation
Platforms and algorithmsIt called itself a companion that cares. Caring was never something it could do.
Appeal to nature
Public discourseArsenic occurs in nature. So does the flu. Naturally occurring was never the same claim as beneficial.
Appeal to tradition
Public discourseThe practice outlived everyone who could have explained why it started. Outliving the explanation got mistaken for winning the argument.
Bandwagon
Public discourseA thousand people believing the same thing got counted as a thousand reasons. It was one reason, said a thousand times.